These are from the days when game show responses were spontaneous: 

Q: When you pat a dog on its head he will usually wag his tail. What will a goose do? 
A: Paul Lynde: Make him bark. 

Q: Do female frogs croak? 
A: Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads under water long enough. 

Q: Imagine you are a child in your mother's womb, can you detect light? 
A: Paul Lynde: Only during ballet practice. 

Q: If you're going to make a parachute jump, you should be at least how high? 
A: Charley Weaver: Three days of steady drinking should do it. 

Q: True or false...a pea can last as long as 5,000 years. 
A: George Gobel: Boy it sure seems that way sometimes... 

Q: You've been having trouble going to sleep. Are you probably a man or a woman? 
A: Don Knotts: That's what's been keeping me awake. 

Q: According to Cosmo, if you meet a stranger at a party and you think he's really attractive, is it okay to come out directly and ask him if he's married? 
A: Rose Marie: No, wait until morning. 

Q: Which of your five senses tends to diminish as you get older? 
A: Charley Weaver: My sense of decency. 

Q: In Hawaiian, does it take more than three words to say "I love you"? 
A: Vincent Price: No, you can say it with a pineapple and a twenty. 

Q: What are "Do It," "I Can Help" and "Can't Get Enough"? 
A: George Gobel: I don't know but it's coming from the next apartment. 

Q: Charley, you've just decided to grow strawberries. Are you going to get any during your first year? 
A: Charley Weaver: Of course not, Peter. I'm too busy. growing strawberries! 

Q: It is considered in bad taste to discuss two subjects at nudist camps. One is politics. What is the other? 
A: Paul Lynde: Tape measures. 

Q: Can boys join the Camp Fire Girls? 
A: Marty Allen: Only after lights out. 

Q: According to Ann Landers, is there anything wrong with getting into the habit of kissing a lot of people? 
A: Charley Weaver: It got me out of the army! 

Q: It is the most abused and neglected part of your body - what is it? 
A: Paul Lynde: Mine may be abused but it certainly isn't neglected! 

Q: Charley, what do you call a pig that weighs more than 
150 pounds? 
A: Charley Weaver: A divorcee. 

Q: When a couple have a baby, who is responsible for it's sex? 
A: Charley Weaver: I'll lend him the car. The rest is up to him. 

Q: Jackie Gleason recently revealed that he firmly believes in them and has actually seen them on at least two occasions. What are they? 
A: Charley Weaver: His feet. 

contributed by aliciae