Q: What do Saddam and Hiroshima have in common?
A: Nothing yet
 
Q: How do you play Iraqi bingo?
A: B-52, F-16, B-1, .... 

Q: What is Iraq's national bird?
A: Duck 

Q: How will Saddam be like Fred Flintstone?
A: Both look out of their windows and see Rubble 

Q: What does Saddam and General Custer have in common?
A: They both want to know where the next Tomahawk is coming from 

Q: What is the 5 day forecast for Iraq?
A: 2 days 

Q: Why doesn't Iraq have driver ed and sex ed on the same day?
A: because the camels can't handle it. 

Iraqi TV guide
MONDAYS
8.00 - Husseinfeld
8.30 - Mad about Everything
9.00 - Suddenly Sanctions
9.30 - Everybody loves Saddam
10.00 - Allah McBeal

Tuesdays
8.00 - Wheel of terror and fortune
8.30 - Buffy the Yankee Imperialist dog slayer
9.00 - Women are forbidden from saying the darndest things
9.30 - The price is right if Saddam says It's Right

Wednesday
8.00- Goodnight America (UK)
8.30 - Third rock from Iraq
9.00 - Two Guys, a girl and a pitta bread

Thursday
8.00 - Lifestyle of the dirty, poor and dusty
8.30 - West wing ER
9.00 - Veilwatch
9.30 - Who wants to be a Martyr
10.00 - Veronica's closet full of long black shapeless dresses and veils

Friday
8.00 - Judge Laden
8.30 - My two Baghdad's
9.00 - Achmed's Creek
9.30 - No witness news
10.00 - Wild wild mid east
10.30 - I dream of Jihad

contributed by dk