Q. What's the difference between the Pittsburgh Steelers and the Taliban? 
A. The Taliban has a running game. 

Q. What do the Pittsburgh Steelers and Billy Graham have in common? 
A. They both can make 60,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ." 

Q. How do you keep a Pittsburgh Steeler player out of your yard? 
A. Put up goal posts. 

Q. Where do you go in Pittsburgh in case of a tornado? 
A. Heinz Field - they rarely get a touchdown there. 

Q. Why doesn't Johnstown have a professional football team? 
A. Because then Pittsburgh would want one. 

Q. Why was Bill Cowher upset when the Steeler playbook was stolen? 
A. Because he hadn't finished coloring it. 

Q. What's the difference between the Pittsburgh Steelers and a dollar bill? 
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill. 

Q. What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl? 
A. The Pittsburgh Steelers. 

Q. What do the Pittsburgh Steelers and possums have in common? 
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road. 

Q. How can you tell when the Pittsburgh Steelers are going to run the football? 
A. Maddox leaves the huddle with tears in his eyes. 

contributed by mgc