Why is it?...

Q: What is a Yankee?
A: The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone. 

Q: Why does a man have a hole in his penis?
A: To get some air to his brain. 

Q: What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
A: The position of the dirt bag. 

Q. Why is divorce so expensive? 
A. Because it's worth it. 

Q. What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?
A: One US leader. 

Q: How can you tell when a man's had an orgasm? 
A: From the snoring. 

Q: What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? 
A: Donuts. 

Q: Why is air a lot like sex? 
A. Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any. 

Q. Why is Chelsea Clinton so homely?
A. Because Janet Reno is her real father. 

Q: What do you get when you put 50 lesbians and 50 politicians in a room together? 
A: 100 people who don't do dick. 

contributed by aliciae